Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Is this insecticide good for beetles. - No, it'll kill them!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
