Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
