Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
