Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
I think our timing is off.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
