Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
May I lick your boots?
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
