Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
