Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
