Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
