Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
I got some suga for ya
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
