Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
I've been trying to push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery.
We don't make each other happy.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
