Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
May I lick your boots?
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
