Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest? -- Me neither.
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Bet I can bench press you.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
