Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're endor-able!
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
My New Years resolution is 4k.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Wanna get tied up and high?
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
We should get matching tatooines.
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Ever do it on a portoledge?
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
I've been trying to push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery.
