Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Wanna get tied up and high?
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
