Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
