Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Bet I can bench press you.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
You're endor-able!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
We should get matching tatooines.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
