Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
