Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
I made a blood painting for you.
What do you get when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? -- Data transfer.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You remind me of my mother.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? -- Tennish.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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