Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
You remind me of my mother.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
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