Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
You’re like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you’ve kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
