Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm at my best during overtime.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
We should get matching tatooines.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
You're endor-able!
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? -- Tennish.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
