Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
