Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I don't work weekends, or any other day that ends in Y.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Would you like to see my whopper?
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
You're like an N95 mask—irreplaceable and essential.
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
