Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
I don't work weekends, or any other day that ends in Y.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
