Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
