Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Doggy style?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
ee, your ass smells terrific!
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
