Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
An Irish man walks out of a bar...oh, right, stumbles out of a bar
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
