Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
An Irish man walks out of a bar...oh, right, stumbles out of a bar
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
