Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
The force is strong with this one.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I don't work weekends, or any other day that ends in Y.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
