Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You're like an N95 mask—irreplaceable and essential.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
I don't work weekends, or any other day that ends in Y.
