Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I'm at my best during overtime.
You remind me of my mother.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
I made a blood painting for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
