Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
You remind me of my mother.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
I'm at my best during overtime.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
