Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest? -- Me neither.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
Bet I can bench press you.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
