Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Wanna get tied up and high?
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
You remind me of my mother.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
