Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I'm at my best during overtime.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
