Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Doggy style?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
