Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Doggy style?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
