Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Doggy style?
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
