Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
The force is strong with this one.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
