Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you're making me breathless..
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
