Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
