Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Where have you been all my lives?
Pee here often?
Come on, don't make me beg!
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
