Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
Where have you been all my lives?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
