Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
Where have you been all my lives?
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
