Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
I can't be fired. Slaves are sold!
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
I'd love to be your final destination.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
