Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Come on, don’t make me beg!
