Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you're making me breathless..
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
