Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
