Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
