Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
You must be a verdict, because you've sentenced me to love.
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
You are the roux to my veloute.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
