Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You are the roux to my veloute.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Stop worrying about your job, you're not paid enough to worry.
You should search for someone with the same values.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
