Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're the cats whiskers.
You must be an ocean wave because you're crashing into my heart.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
Are you a lake? Because I'm completely immersed in you.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
I don't need bait to fall for you; you're already everything I want.
Are you a fishing season? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect time.
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Your breath smells like Greenies.
Are you a tide pool? Because you've captured something beautiful in every corner of my heart.
I don't need a depth finder to know I've fallen deep for you.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
If you were a fishing spot, you'd be the one I'd never leave.
Are you a cast net? Because you've caught every part of me.
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Is your name Pike? Because you've got me chasing after you like crazy.
Are you a fishing knot? Because I can't seem to break free from thinking about you.
I'm not a fisherman, but I can't help but reel at your beauty.
Is your name Salmon? Because you're swimming through my mind nonstop.
My, your butt smells delightful!
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Are you a fishing lodge? Because you make me feel right at home.
Do you believe in magic? Because meeting you feels like reeling in the catch of a lifetime.
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
Are you a river current? Because I can't resist being swept away by you.
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
You must be a master angler, because I've fallen hook, line, and sinker.
Are you a fishing tournament? Because being with you feels like the ultimate prize.
I'd go to the ends of the ocean just to see your smile.
Are you the tide? Because every time you come around, you pull me closer.
Is your name Minnow? Because you may be small, but you've made a big splash in my heart.
I must be using the wrong bait because I can't believe I caught someone as amazing as you.
Are you a rare fish? Because it feels like I've been waiting my whole life to catch someone like you.
Are you a bobber? Because every time you're near, my heart starts to jump.
I'll be your Tramp if you'll be my Lady.
Are you a fishing reel? Because I can't unwind when I'm around you.
You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
Do you like fishing stories? Because our love story is the best catch.
Are you a river? Because I'm constantly flowing towards you.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
Is your name Pearl? Because you're a rare find in the sea of love.
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Do you believe in cross-breding?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
Do you like seafood? Because you're the only fish in the sea for me.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
That's a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Tell me what makes you purrr
Don't purrcrastnate just be mine
Are you a fishing boat? Because I'm ready to sail into the sunset with you.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
I like you furry much
Cat call me.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I've finally caught the one.
Do you have a fish fry going on in your pants?
Can I be your tackle box's best friend?
Is your name Fin-tastic? Because you're making a splash in my heart.
Are you an expert angler, because you're always reeling me back in.
Can I be the bait to your hook?
Is your name River? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Do you have a fishing net for catching hearts and making them mine?
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you a fisherman's dream come true, or just a fishy tale?
Can I be the lures that get caught in your tackle box of love?
Do you have a fishing license for flirting with danger?
Are you a fishing rod? Because my heart gets hooked every time I see you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a fish in the sea.
You must be a fisherman, because you've just reeled in my heart.
Let's litter.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other.
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
Want to see some hairballs?
You're purrrrfect!
My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
You complete meow me
If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
You must be a school of fish, because you've taught me how to love.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
Do you have a tackle box? Because I can't handle how attractive you are.
Baby, we only got 9 lives.
I will make you purrrrr!
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Are you a river? Because my love for you flows endlessly.
Be mine, it's meow or never
Is your name Fisher? Because you're the perfect catch.
I'd like to get your tongue.
Dinner and a mewvie?
I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you
Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.
Mind if I sniff your butt?
Can I follow you home? Because I've just caught the biggest catch of my life.
