Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
The Irish way - Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doing that after you leave.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
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