Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
