Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
Your so cute its distracting.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
The Irish way - Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doing that after you leave.
