Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English!
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I love a good South of the border crossing.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
Your so cute its distracting.
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
