Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can't beat it
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
