Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
The Irish way - Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doing that after you leave.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
