Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
I love a good South of the border crossing.
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Your so cute its distracting.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
