Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
I love a man with a raised bed.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you feline the connection between us?
