Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What type of potato chip is Santa's favorite? Crisp Pringles
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Can we still share a netflix account?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Are you ready to board?
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
