Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? -- A bachelor.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
How to you wake Lady Gaga? Poke 'er face.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
