Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
Can I call you my Na-boo?
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
How to you wake Lady Gaga? Poke 'er face.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Nice ass... what time does it open?
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
