Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
