Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
Can I call you my Na-boo?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
How to you wake Lady Gaga? Poke 'er face.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Nice ass... what time does it open?
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
