Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Are you feline the connection between us?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
What type of potato chip is Santa's favorite? Crisp Pringles
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
