Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Nice ass... what time does it open?
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? -- A bachelor.
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Are you feline the connection between us?
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
