Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? -- A bachelor.
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
