Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
Can we still share a netflix account?
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
