Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
What type of potato chip is Santa's favorite? Crisp Pringles
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
How to you wake Lady Gaga? Poke 'er face.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
