Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your doghouse or mine?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I love a good South of the border crossing.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
Call the cops... See who comes first.
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
