Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
I love a good South of the border crossing.
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Drinking after work is great, but if you want to enjoy work, drink before work.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
