Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
Your doghouse or mine?
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
I could put some motion in your ocean.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
