Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
Let me roll up your rim.
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
The reward for a job well done is more work.
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
You must be a verdict, because you've sentenced me to love.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
