Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English!
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You must be a verdict, because you’ve sentenced me to love.
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
