Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English!
How about I shift my stick into something else...
The reward for a job well done is more work.
You must be a verdict, because you've sentenced me to love.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
