Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Your so cute its distracting.
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
I perform best when I'm wet.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English!
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
