Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
You should search for someone with the same values.
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
Bible study & chill?
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
You are the roux to my veloute.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
