Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You are the roux to my veloute.
Stop worrying about your job, you're not paid enough to worry.
You should search for someone with the same values.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
I'd love to be your final destination.
