Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
You should search for someone with the same values.
