Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm a recovering workaholic.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
Bible study & chill?
Stop worrying about your job, you're not paid enough to worry.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
