Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You spin my heart like a globe.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
Bible study & chill?
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.
