Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I can't be fired. Slaves are sold!
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
