Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
I can't be fired. Slaves are sold!
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Hey baby, I have a green card.
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
