Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you're making me breathless..
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
