Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
