Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
