Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
The force is strong with this one.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
