Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
