Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
