Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
