Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
Where have you been all my lives?
An Irish man walks out of a bar...oh, right, stumbles out of a bar
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
