Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
