Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I can't be fired. Slaves are sold!
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
