Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
