Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you're making me breathless..
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
