Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Come on, don’t make me beg!
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
