Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Come on, don't make me beg!
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
The force is strong with this one.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
