Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
