Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
