Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
You should search for someone with the same values.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Stop worrying about your job, you're not paid enough to worry.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
I'd love to be your final destination.
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Girl, you're so fetch
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
