Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
You should search for someone with the same values.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I'd love to be your final destination.
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
Girl, you're so fetch
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.
