Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
