Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm a recovering workaholic.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
