Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You are the roux to my veloute.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Bible study & chill?
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
Girl, you're so fetch
I'd love to be your final destination.
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
