Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
Girl, you're so fetch
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I'd love to be your final destination.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
