Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
You are the roux to my veloute.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Your body is in screaming affluence!
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
