Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
