Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You are the roux to my veloute.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Save water and shower with an airman.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
You're pawfect.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Bible study & chill?
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
