Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
I'm a recovering workaholic.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Save water and shower with an airman.
If ugliness was a profession, you'd be the CEO.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
