Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
Save water and shower with an airman.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
You must be a verdict, because you’ve sentenced me to love.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
I'm a recovering workaholic.
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
