Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
You spin my heart like a globe.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
Save water and shower with an airman.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
