Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
Are you feline the connection between us?
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
I really like your carboys.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Drinking after work is great, but if you want to enjoy work, drink before work.
I've just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
