Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I love a man with a raised bed.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Let me roll up your rim.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Your doghouse or mine?
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
You're the Obi-wan for me.
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can't beat it
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
