Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
I could put some motion in your ocean.
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
