Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? -- A bachelor.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
