Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
Your doghouse or mine?
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
