Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
So what's your moisture level?
Distance runners do it longer.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
