Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you'll have turkey like everyone else.
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I really like your carboys.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Distance runners do it longer.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
