Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
So what's your moisture level?
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you'll have turkey like everyone else.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I really like your carboys.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
