Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
I really like your carboys.
I've just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
Distance runners do it longer.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
