Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn't know who he was.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Drinking after work is great, but if you want to enjoy work, drink before work.
I've just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
