Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
So what's your moisture level?
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Distance runners do it longer.
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
