Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
So what's your moisture level?
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
I really like your carboys.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
