Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Who needs a pick up line when you've go a pick up truck.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
I can help you. I have fingers.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
