Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Procrastination on your part does not create an emergency on my part.
Who needs a pick up line when you've go a pick up truck.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
