Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
Procrastination on your part does not create an emergency on my part.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid, is it?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
I can score from multiple positions.
