Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
I can help you. I have fingers.
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Who needs a pick up line when you've go a pick up truck.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
Procrastination on your part does not create an emergency on my part.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid, is it?
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
