Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid, is it?
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Procrastination on your part does not create an emergency on my part.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
I can score from multiple positions.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
