Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid, is it?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
I can score from multiple positions.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn't know who he was.
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
