Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Q:Do you talk to your wife after sex?
A:Depends, if I can find the phone!
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
