Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
If you think your boss is stupid just remember that you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
How'd you like to be in my will?
Q:Do you talk to your wife after sex?
A:Depends, if I can find the phone!
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
If you worked hard and didn't get anything in return, it means someone else got it.
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
