Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
If you think your boss is stupid just remember that you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
Q:Do you talk to your wife after sex?
A:Depends, if I can find the phone!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
![The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.](/images/lines/the_letter_x_scares_me_why_because.jpg)
