Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work!
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
It's better to do business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Why did the blonde run with the bike? It was going too fast for her to get on.
