Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work!
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
It's better to do business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
