Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work!
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
It's better to do business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
