Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Irish diplomacy - the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way they'll look forward to the trip.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? -- Nightmares!
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
