Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If you don't work you don't have money to live, if you work, there's no time to live.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? -- Nightmares!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? -- You look a little pail!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
A healthy nap not only makes you feel better, it also shortens the workday.
If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Only in American will you see "poor" fat people.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
