Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? -- Nightmares!
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
Friday is my second favorite F word.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
