Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
How'd you like to be in my will?
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
If you worked hard and didn't get anything in return, it means someone else got it.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Why did the blonde run with the bike? It was going too fast for her to get on.
Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
