Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
Why did the blonde run with the bike? It was going too fast for her to get on.
Granddad, what's the best thing about being 100? -- No peer pressure
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
You know the fish isn't the only catch here.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. So now you know why they call this a workstation.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
