Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
Why did the blonde run with the bike? It was going too fast for her to get on.
Granddad, what's the best thing about being 100? -- No peer pressure
You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. So now you know why they call this a workstation.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
