Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
How many strokes do you want?
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
What's your gear ratio?
The race car driver had a checkered past.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
