Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
Granddad, what's the best thing about being 100? -- No peer pressure
You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. So now you know why they call this a workstation.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
