Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
