Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
I got some suga for ya
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Your ugliness is so intense, it's like a punch in the face to anyone unfortunate enough to gaze upon you.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
