Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Friday is my second favorite F word.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
