Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Friday is my second favorite F word.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
