Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Friday is my second favorite F word.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
