Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Friday is my second favorite F word.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
