Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
