Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work!
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
It's better to do business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
