Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Friday is my second favorite F word.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
