Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Where do you get virgin wool? -- Ugly sheep.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
The worker at Cape Canaveral wanted to make a sandwich, so he went to the deli to buy some launchin' meat.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? --
A fsh
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrr!
Your mother hasn't smiled since the car accident. By that I mean the moment you were conceived in the back seat.
Did you hear what happened to the blonde hockey team? They drowned in spring training.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off the cliff!
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack!
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
We never knew he was a drunk until he showed up to work sober.
Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.
