Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? -- Anyone can roast beef.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? -- Because they taste funny.
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Never iron a four leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, even the diaper bag. But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time! I think I've forgotten this before?
Want to look thinner? Hang out with fat people.
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
Irish saying - There are only three kinds of men who don't understand women: young men, old men, and middle aged men.
I pretend to work here, they pretend to pay me.
