Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it!
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Where do you get virgin wool? -- Ugly sheep.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Why are horses always so fit? Because they're on a stable diet.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
