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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 6

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Where do you get virgin wool? -- Ugly sheep.
Why are horses always so fit? Because they're on a stable diet.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? -- A fsh
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrr!
Did you hear what happened to the blonde hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.