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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 6

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get his little legs apart?
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it!
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Where do you get virgin wool? -- Ugly sheep.
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get his little legs apart?How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it!