Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Do you know why you are supposed to bury a politician 100 feet down? Because deep down they are really good people.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If you don't work you don't have money to live, if you work, there's no time to live.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? -- The taste!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? -- You look a little pail!
For Christmas, I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Only in American will you see "poor" fat people.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.
A healthy nap not only makes you feel better, it also shortens the workday.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
