Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If you don't work you don't have money to live, if you work, there's no time to live.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? -- The taste!
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? -- You look a little pail!
Only in American will you see "poor" fat people.
If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.
A healthy nap not only makes you feel better, it also shortens the workday.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.
Irish diplomacy - the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way they'll look forward to the trip.
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
