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Short & Funny Jokes

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? -- Shine a light into her ear.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? -- Nightmares!
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
Friday is my second favorite F word.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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