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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 9

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? -- Shine a light into her ear.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? -- Nightmares!
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Friday is my second favorite F word.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

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