Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no better place than to be here with you.
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
Irish diplomacy - the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way they'll look forward to the trip.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Do you know why you are supposed to bury a politician 100 feet down? Because deep down they are really good people.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If you don't work you don't have money to live, if you work, there's no time to live.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? -- The taste!
