Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.
