Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
