Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
I'm not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
Chica, you're like a Pinata, cause I'd definitely hit that!
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
