Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
Friday is my second favorite F word.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Chica, you're like a Pinata, cause I'd definitely hit that!
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I'm not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
