Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Irish Blessing - As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
You're just my cup of tea!
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
