Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
Irish Blessing - As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I can help you. I have fingers.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
