Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
