Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
I can help you. I have fingers.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
