Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
What do dim lamps and blondes have in common? They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
I can help you. I have fingers.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Procrastination on your part does not create an emergency on my part.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
