Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
You're so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
