Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
You're so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
I can score from multiple positions.
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I can't think straight around you.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
