Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
I can't think straight around you.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
You’re so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
