Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
You're just my cup of tea!
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
Can we still share a netflix account?
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
