Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
I can score from multiple positions.
You're so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I can't think straight around you.
ICU in my dreams.
Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn't know who he was.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
