Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you'll have turkey like everyone else.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
So what's your moisture level?
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
