Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
So what's your moisture level?
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you'll have turkey like everyone else.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
