Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
