Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
So what's your moisture level?
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
