Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
You’re so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
So what's your moisture level?
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
