Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
I love a man with a raised bed.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
I've just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
