Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Distance runners do it longer.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
I've just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? -- A bachelor.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
