Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
I love a man with a raised bed.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
