Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
