Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Distance runners do it longer.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
I've just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
