Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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