Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I don't want to hold you back.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
I'm at my best during overtime.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
