Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
