Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Bet I can bench press you.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Wanna get tied up and high?
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest? -- Me neither.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Ever do it on a portoledge?
