Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
I don't want to hold you back.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
You're endor-able!
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
