Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
I don't want to hold you back.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
We should get matching tatooines.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
