Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Bet I can bench press you.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I don't want to hold you back.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
