Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
