Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
I've been trying to push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin' robins.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
How about some doubles?
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
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