Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I'll take you to the promised land.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
