Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I'll take you to the promised land.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
