Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
