Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
May I lick your boots?
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin' robins.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
