Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Moaning about other people not working really makes the day fly by.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
I got some suga for ya
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
