Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!