Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I think our timing is off.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
We don't make each other happy.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
