Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
