GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Short & Funny Jokes - Part 50

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

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The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.