Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
We don't make each other happy.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
May I lick your boots?
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
