Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
I've been trying to push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
