Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
Moaning about other people not working really makes the day fly by.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin' robins.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
How about some doubles?
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
