Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
