Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
We don't make each other happy.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
