Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If I court you, will it be a love match?
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
Is this insecticide good for beetles. - No, it'll kill them!
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
