Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
I got some suga for ya
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
