Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
Girl. Let me be your imam.
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
