Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Do you want to shake my luluv?
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Are you a medical license? Because you’re proof that perfection exists.
