Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Can I didgeridoo you?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
