Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
All births are an Emergency.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
How many strokes do you want?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
