Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
I want to rosin your bow.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
