Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'll rondversé with you any day.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I’d like to program your binary loadlifter.
How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?
I have a good feeling about you.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
