Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
I have a good feeling about you.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
