GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Short & Funny Jokes - Part 60

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Life without you is like a lift without weights.
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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
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Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
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I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
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I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
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My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
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You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
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I'll rondversé with you any day.
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Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
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Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
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Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
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I have a good feeling about you.
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If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
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How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
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Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
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Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
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Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
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Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
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Life without you is like a lift without weights. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.