Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
