Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
