Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
I would love to grease your fittings.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Are you a legal memo? Because you’ve outlined everything I need to be happy.
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
All births are an Emergency.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
