Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
So what kind of car do you drive?
I had me at Amazon Prime.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I’d order you every time.
You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
