Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a trap seal? Because you’ve locked in all my feelings.
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Let's get hoth and heavy.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Tonight this Hsn doesn't want to fly solo.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
I would love to grease your fittings.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
You’re like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Are you a legal memo? Because you’ve outlined everything I need to be happy.
