Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
What's your gear ratio?
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
I have a good feeling about you.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I'd like to program your binary loadlifter.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
So, what's your favorite stroke?
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
