Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
So, what's your favorite stroke?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
I want to rosin your bow.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
May I lick your boots?
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
