Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your court or mine?
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
So, what's your favorite stroke?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
I want to pick you up from free agency.
May I dig my nails into your back?
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
May I lick your boots?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
